He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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