He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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