I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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