If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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