just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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