omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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