The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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