So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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