Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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