i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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