he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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