the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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