I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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