He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
