Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
