Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
