i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
