There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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