I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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