Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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