My hair reeks of homosexuality.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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