I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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