ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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