Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it was like eating out sand paper
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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