I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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