Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
COCAINE IS GR8
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