He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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