If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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