what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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