Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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