Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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