yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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