Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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