I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
