ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
handjob tips. give me some.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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