Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
