Duck Duck Cougar?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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