Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I will be naked everywhere
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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