Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
