I feel like I'm in dance class right now
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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