i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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