did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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