Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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