my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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