Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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