Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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