You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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