I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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