yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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