I've blown a few things in my day
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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