the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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