So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sext me about skeletons
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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