do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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