she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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