so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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