Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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