Sponge bath it is.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Randomize