the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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