Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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