Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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